Ballkins

An upper class , english way of saying balls , testicles bullocks etc . .
Usually is said after being struck in the testicles during sports or other physical activity.

Jeeves: Catch the rugger ball Cedrick !

Cedrick: ohhhhhh right in the ballkins !

by Maveric 2009 January 14, 2010

Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.

"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."

by JasonBallins January 24, 2019

ballking

Whenever a male intentionally steps close to a female who is swinging her arms while walking just to get a sexual thrill out of "accidentally" being hit in the balls.

Campus is a great place for the horny male student to go ballking as plenty of chicks swing their arms as they stroll.

by acrestare March 13, 2011

Haulin' the Ballins

Going fast and hard on a bike or skateboard before a jump. Derived from "Haul Balls".

John: Dude, that was insane air! You had to be really haulin' the ballins to make that jump.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021