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ball gazer 

One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.
Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person2 looks.
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"
ball gazer by Gazer1 March 29, 2004
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Ball gazer 

During conversation an individual looks at a male’s crotch. They are normally found in male showers.
After the game in the shower Ted approaches Dave...

Ted: Hey, Dave you played a great game!
Dave: Uhh...Thanks...Are you looking at my balls?
Ted: Yes
Dave: Fuckin Ball gazer
Ball gazer by dnc4 January 11, 2008

Ball Gazer 

When you make the shape of balls in your crotch area, and when you capture the person staring down there, you scream "BALL GAZER!!"

(from the Love Guru)
Chelsea: *looks down there*
Demetris: BALL GAZER.
Ball Gazer by omgitszoe March 17, 2009

Ball Gazer 

To trick someone by having them look at your hands, then moving them to your crotch and forming the letters "b" and "g" with your fingers. With the victim still looking at your hands, immediately call them a "ball gazer".
Dave: Hey Mark, how many power supplies does this customer need?

Mark: I don't know. I'll have to check. What are you doing with your...

Dave: BALL GAZER!!!
Ball Gazer by Decay66 November 12, 2009

ball gazer 

when someone is tricked or wants to look at someone's balls
guy 1: look at my finger

guy 2:ok

guy 1 puts his finger near his crotch.

guy 1:BALL GAZER!

guy 2 : damn!
ball gazer by bubba ganooch June 15, 2009

ball gazer 

- one with the undeniable urge to look at others ball sacks ......
i turned and then noticed you where a ball gazer
ball gazer by trefrog42o December 23, 2014

Ball Gazering 

A Kreygasm in your balls
Guy 1: You seen Rebecca recently?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had me ball gazering!
Ball Gazering by dorkypotato2832 September 29, 2022
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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