Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

Baked theory by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

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critical based theory

mac and zach isn’t just a religion. we now mac and zach are exist, we can see them. therefore mac and zach are an academic study.

honey, our son just carved “this machine runs on cum” into his skull. i didn’t realize they were teaching critical based theory in 8th grade already?!

critical based theory by came gang March 25, 2022

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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