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sussy bakaning 

This is the final event of humanity. The eclipse of darkness, the coming of the Creator and the Destroyer. The event horizon of no escape. The awakening of primoradial forces unknown to the human mind. Those who have glimpsed at the future of man kind have experienced this, with their mind, shattered. an Unquenchable void which approaches ever so faster. All evil, justice, right, wrong, human concepts such as these will cease to have meaning. Everyone and every thing in the universe, no, the Omni verse as a whole will simply extinguish into the matter less void of the sussy bakaning. That is when everything that that is out there, that can be out there, that will be out there, will cease to exist.
John: Hey, did you hear of the sussy bakaning? A bunch of government propaganda i say!
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Meaning to pose as a gay guy would.

(Comes from the tagalog word "bakla" meaning gay.)
White Guy: I'm planking!

Asian Guy: I'm owling!

Filipino Guy: I'm bakling (;

Black Guy: I'm shootin'...all y'all.
bakling by suedafourftnine April 3, 2012
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