Urban Dictionary: Baird

An american model with amazing DDD breasts. Unortunately that's about all this "actress" has going for her.

Bro: That movie sucked, but did you see that chick with the huge rack?
Me: Yeah dude, that's Diora Baird. She's a supporting actress.
Bro: In what movie?
Me: In every movie.

by Quaff October 18, 2010

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Scared of the baird

A person, namely male, who is too scared to have sex.

The baird being a Scottish slang term for a vagina.

Guy 1: So did you two have sex last night?

Guy 2: nah...i...eh....just didnt feel like it.

Guy 1: nah you're just scared of the baird!

by BeccaaBee November 23, 2009

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Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.

1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!

by Who else? Me. July 28, 2011