Bad Joke

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1. A joke told in any form, fashion, or manner, that is not found funny by the listener.

2. An expression meaning something along the lines of being like a tease and not turning out excatly as intended or working out. (Like a joke that is built up to be great and then the punchline is a let down.)

1. "Dude, that's a bad joke. It doesn't even make sense!"

2. "I can't believe after waiting so long to find such a wonderful guy, he has to go back to his home country for a few months until he can get his visa renewed to come back. It's almost like a bad joke!"

Bad Joke by onyx_dragonflyy August 6, 2009

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Bad Joke

This definition is not funny nor is it true. Why the hell are you looking up bad joke on the Urban Dictionary?

This shit's a bad joke nigguh

Bad Joke by Vincepti0n May 23, 2016

Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.

This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.

Bad joke by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

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bad joke

A bad joke is joke that is so bad you don't even know how to comprehend it. It is something that was intended to be funny but when you arrive at the punchline, it leaves you confused and speechless such that the only words you can utter out of your mouth is "BAD JOKE"

Dianne: guys you want to here a joke? What's 1 + 1?
Guys: I dont know?
Dianne: 11... you get it ?
Guys: Dianne that was a Bad Joke

bad joke by wardz911 August 6, 2011

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bad joke

when some nerd says a bad joke

nerd: your ugly
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back

that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes

bad joke by judithondabeat March 12, 2019

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Bad-Joke

A pun that involves wordplay with "Ad" as an affix.
The very name of this is also a Bad-Joke, since Bad has "ad" included.

This is an ad-xemple
Bad-Joke

Bad-Joke by TobinatorT800 May 26, 2021

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Bad Joke Elbow

The act of elbowing a friend or acquaintance in the face following a conversation-killing bad joke while simultaneously shouting "Bad Joke Elbow"

Girl #1: I have a head ache.

Girl #2: More like you have a give-too-much-head ache.

Girl #1: Bad Joke Elbow! (Violently elbows Girl #2 in the face, possibly leading to concussion)

Bad Joke Elbow by ThatDude83 October 20, 2012

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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