A long and girthy penis. Like a baby arm in length, but also extremely thick.
Pericles: So I heard you got his big donny last night. I told you it was a baby arm!
Carin: You weren't kidding that his cock is huge! You should know, though, that it is really a baby thigh. I think I might be permanently stretched out and need a daddy stitch. AND I had to stretch my mouth so wide to give him a bj that my jaw now pops.
A "Thigh Baby" acures when a male "pulls out" before ejaculating and the "left-overs" get on her thigh. Then by accident, or on purpose, some sperm gets into the vaginal area. Affect of this being a baby. This also explains that some virgins can get pregnant, if under the right curcumstances.
Brad: I don't know what happended, I pulled out but she still got pregnent.
Josh: Looks like you got a thigh baby, that sucks.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.