Baby Spit

Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.

"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."

by 2brzlp June 14, 2024

spit baby

A child born out of oral sex.

My dad told me I was a spit baby.

by l33tp August 21, 2004

spit baby

A spit baby is woman who loves to spit on a blokes cock and balls when she's giving him a blow job. The reason she does this is to keep things well lubed. It also helps to prevent the inside of his foreskin from getting too sore.

I went out with a girl the other night who gave me a fantastic blow job, she was a real spit baby.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.

OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.

by Sweet Nuts (2016 League Champ) August 11, 2017

spite baby

When a women has a secret affair and gets pregnant by another man who is not her husband or boyfriend and does not tell them and lets them think it's theirs... word and definition provided Lisa Davis

John that's not your kid , it's a spite baby .. ... Sue never told you she was running around behind your back

by Jimmy Big Love August 14, 2017