baby penis 

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

baby penis by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005

baby penis 

An oversized clitoris that resembles the penis of an infant.

Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"

Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"

baby penis by tr2 + br2 September 29, 2008

Baby Penis 

Having a Baby Lodged in your penis

You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult

I have a 6 month old baby penis

Baby Penis by Testy tangler January 16, 2023

Penis baby

1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy

1: I just used a penis baby and I now feel like a pedo
2: bro quit being a penis baby

Penis baby by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 7, 2021

Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."

Baby Jew Penis by austin gaykid November 27, 2007

Penis baby

Tiny penis man

You have a penis baby

Penis baby by Science_Master April 20, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005