Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

baby carrot

(noun) A small penis.

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!

by Kelly Keller November 11, 2005

baby carrot

a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis

He has a baby carrot.
or
What did Baby carrot say?

by KellyAnn August 29, 2006

Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009

Baby carrots

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

by coreyoyea March 28, 2008

Baby Carrots

A woman with a really nice ass, whose ass in turn you would be willing to eat baby carrots out of.

Omg Jim I would eat baby carrots out of that girl's ass...

Or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. Say "hey Darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26."

by jmac6389 May 29, 2014