baby carrot

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!

Words you can keep

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis

He has a baby carrot.
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What did Baby carrot say?

baby carrot by KellyAnn August 29, 2006

An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)

As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.

A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.

"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."

Baby Carrot by allme554 January 25, 2017

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.