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Baby Shitting

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.
"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".
by UrbanKel November 15, 2017
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Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump
I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.
by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022
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baby sitting

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.
Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!
by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008
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baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.
Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.
by RhinoTube December 22, 2017
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Baby Sitting

A: "I wanna make sure we get pregnant"

B:" No worries, we'll just do some baby sitting."
by BoopaSnoot July 19, 2023
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baby sitting

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act
A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting
by tymer April 30, 2006
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baby sitting

To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.

When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.

Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."

Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"

Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."

Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."

Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
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