Baby Jesus

A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.

Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.

by Punto4President April 14, 2010

Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"

(hahahaha)

by Ashsam February 27, 2009

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

by Throwback time!!! December 9, 2019

on baby jesus

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 19, 2020

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.

by Pilot K October 14, 2013

A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick

by loliamroshan November 19, 2008

Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"

by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2005