Baby Jesus

A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.

Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.

by Punto4President April 14, 2010

baby jesus

Another term for blow job, "bj"

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.

by Pilot K October 14, 2013

baby jesus

A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick

Baby Jesus is the jesus of all Jesus's

by loliamroshan March 31, 2009

Baby Jesus

a camel toe.

Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"

(hahahaha)

by Ashsam February 27, 2009

Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

by Throwback time!!! December 9, 2019

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010