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baby dutch

cigarillo sized dutch master...hit that oohwee...or great for the poor/conservationist smokers
I got a dime of reg man, pick me up 2 baby dutches.
by stevendev"LC" September 16, 2006
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Baby Dutch Oven

The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.
"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."
by Crosshare February 5, 2010
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Baby Dutch Pancake

The result of pooping in a 12" cooking pan and placing it the oven for discovery later by unsuspecting person living at the house. Preferably done at someone else' house. Very popular at parties you weren't invited to.
We crashed Christian and Lauren's party the other night and left them a sweet Baby Dutch Pancake !
by razorwoods October 19, 2011
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dutch babies

also known as a german pancake.
a type of pancake that is shaped like a bowl and made from a light batter. can be eaten as a breakfast or dessert.
Let's make some dutch babies for dessert.
by mysterybakingwoman April 10, 2010
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Dutch Baby

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')
"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."
by ChodeLickMcGee May 15, 2018
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dutch baby

When you stick a pop tart in a girl's vagina and fuck her in the ass until it pops out, and then make her eat said poptart.
Random Kid: Eww i hear she had a dutch baby
by traitorousroots April 14, 2010
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Dutch Babies

When a guy cums in your asshole. Taken from the concept of getting one pregnant from the asshole. Based on the term Dutch Oven, meaning to fart under a blanket after sex and pulling the blanket over partners head to trap them.
"Nick gave me Dutch Babies last night."

"Could you be pregnant?"
"Only with Dutch Babies girl, he plays it safe"
by aloralee March 15, 2017
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