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baby carrot

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(noun) A small penis.
Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!
baby carrot by Kelly Keller November 11, 2005
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Baby carrot

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An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size
Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.
Baby carrot by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014
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baby carrot

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a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis
He has a baby carrot.
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What did Baby carrot say?
baby carrot by KellyAnn August 29, 2006
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baby carrot

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An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)
As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.
baby carrot by Kevind1207 August 17, 2006
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Baby Carrot

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A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.
"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."
Baby Carrot by allme554 January 25, 2017
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Baby carrot

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A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot
Dude your such a baby carrot
Baby carrot by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016
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Baby Carrot

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A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.
Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.
Baby Carrot by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011
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