Baby Carrot

A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.

"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."

by allme554 January 25, 2017

Baby Carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.

by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011

baby carrot

(noun) A small penis.

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!

by Kelly Keller November 11, 2005

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

baby carrot

a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis

He has a baby carrot.
or
What did Baby carrot say?

by KellyAnn August 29, 2006

Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009

Baby carrots

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

by coreyoyea March 28, 2008