make baby jesus cry

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

by demonaunt April 29, 2005

Let's go make babies upstairs

-Petgasys
Definition made by Vunt

In minecraft Let's go make babies upstairs

by VuntTheDizzyCroatian July 28, 2021

Make babies

A very bad idea

Should I go out and make babies

by Alex tempolino November 14, 2021

Baby making

Something your parents regret doing.

Your mom: "I regret baby making"
Your dad: "I don't regret it, but I regret the outcome."

by ash.lyn February 21, 2022

Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019