Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.

I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018

Corn Baby

A racial slur used by any race to insult any other race

White guy: your a f*cking Corn Baby!
Black guy: shut the hell up!

Hispanic guy: ha! Look at the Corn Baby!
Asian: I will kick your a*s if you ever call me that again!

by Crunkyman March 11, 2011

Corn Baby

One who is a straight skank and doesn't like cool people, Corn baby

Oh you f***ing "corn baby!

by Ethan Xxk113r_kingxX April 14, 2017