ButterMilk

The condition of an easily solved problem being altered into a time consuming pain in the ass by a fellow worker who doesn't know what they are doing.

Buttermilked- when a machine or device has multiple layers of poor workmanship resulting in a tragic waste of useful time and materials.

Buttermilk(noun)-a self deluded individual that creates stressful situations by embellishing minor problems with inane details in order to avoid actually solving the problem or doing the work.

" I have a long list of projects to work on today but I will probably spend my entire work shift repairing that machine that was Buttermilked last week."

"Why didn't he just tighten that bolt?"

"Man that guy is such a Buttermilk!!"

by Montrose Teutopolis April 27, 2010

buttermilk

a southern slang for light skinned blacks

Mr. Smith prefers us buttermilks to the dark skinned blacks.

by MACHINE December 2, 2002

buttermilk

come, ejaculation, nut

person 1 "your gonna do what i say"
person 2 "your ass sucks buttermilk"

sarcastically referred to as someone who has been fucked in the ass.

by are any names available June 9, 2009

buttermilk

A type of milk with a distinct yoghurt-like flavor.

by Ruben 'H Hog' van Ophuizen March 24, 2003

buttermilk

what you should never have with black-eyed peas.

boy 1: "what did you eat for breakfast?"
boy 2: "buttermilk and black-eyed peas"
boy 1: "hell naw, i aint sittin next 2 u nigga! Yo stomach's gonna swell up and bust! They oughtta use u in the military as a weapon!"

-this was taken from "Black Boy", an autobiography by Richard Wright

by Spens February 24, 2008

Buttermilk

Buttery Milk, Milky Butter. Do not put in cereal.

I'm hungry for some Buttermilk.

by InvertedCrucifixion March 17, 2010

buttermilking

When you eat nothing but cheese for 24 hours and then somebody fucks you in the ass.

"I had a crazy weekend in Napa; nothing but chardonnay and buttermilking."

by SpezzzGhost April 15, 2020