An over-zealous volunteer firefighter that is so consumed with firefighters that he obtains pleasure or sexual arousal from sniffing the smoky aroma of bunker-boots of other firefighters. Boot-sniffers are known to visit fire stations while traveling, to secretly fulfill their fetish. Boot sniffers are best identified by excessive firefighter stickers on their vehicle or by their over-use of fire-related t-shirts.
That boot-sniffer loves to wear fire department t-shirts and share firefighter Facebook posts so people will thank him for his service.
1 A person with a tendency to 'brown tongue'
2 A complete tosser/idiot/donkey dipper/Alex Ferguson/Roy Keane/anyone with a Manchester accent etc etc
3 Any Headteacher
An impatient motorist driving dangerously close to the rear of your vehicle in a bullish attempt to convey their annoyance at your adherence to the speed limit.
So I was driving home last night and this absolute BOOT SNIFFER was snout deep in my number plate!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"