blue one

a blue 1 is five pounds worth of weed. named after the colour of the note, same with brown 1.

saffeee man can i buy a blue one?

naa man i onli do brown ones..

oh seen well set em 1 of them il go 1/2s wiv sum1

by sagi deeeeeeeep June 1, 2007

bag the blue one

equilvilant to damn in french

sac le bleu the lil mermaid

by princesssyd January 6, 2005

little blue one

A weak person

Oh so your the little blue one are you?

by skunklovers November 2, 2013

A Blue One

A Canadian Five Dollar Bill

"Hey, can you loan me a blue one for some Tim Horton's?"

by cline26 August 12, 2012

cold blue one

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri

Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?

by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006