Black Jeans

1. n. A pair of jeans that are black.

1. Dear black jeans, you were my pen-pall once.
2. Andy Cadaver is wearing black jeans.

by You're Not Kablamo September 21, 2010

Black skinny jeans

Any person (male or female) who wears black skinny jeans especially if they are distressed is showing that they are a homosexual.

Omg look at them they're wearing Black skinny jeans, they must be gay.

by (.)(.)bøöBż October 27, 2019

back in the jeanstock

What you are if you forego climbing da "vine to Heaven", and instead return to speculating in Levi's, Lee, and/or Wrangler shares on Wall Street.

The famous fairy-tale got it all wrong --- Jack and his mother weren't merely poor to begin with, but they had previously squandered their savings on investments in big clothing-manufacturers. So after they'd spent all of the giant's gold, they had to go "back in the jeanstock" with the gold they could get from the enchanted goose's eggs, and the ticket-sales money they got from showing off the magic self-playing harp.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023