blach

an aliens version of cocaine

aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH

by JACK MEHOFF May 09, 2003

blach

verb; past blached | present blaching |

To be in the act of nothing. Usually when hung over, sad, of tired.
One might blach when tired and just relaxing.

I'm just blached out right now.

She's just blaching at home.

by Ubiquitous Mind March 19, 2009

Blach

An angry screaming, jewish boy who enjoys pfeffernusse.

Blach was killed by Cock Mobster.

by g5 January 21, 2004

blach

the black shit that comes out of the penis after the third trimester of the cyphalatic period of discharge.

i blached all over my new addias jump suit. i shouldnt have porked that hippie box.

by daddy fat sacs November 12, 2011

Nicolaj Blach

Nicolaj Blach is the coolest name in the known universe. Nicolaj in itself is the most adored name by everyone, but when it's combined with Blach you know there are some true powers involved.

Experimental
This has only been done a few times but only about 0,1% of the times it has worked but combining Nicolaj Blach with Jensen is the ultimate name and would make him a god among humans.

Omg is that Nicolaj?
no thats Nicolaj Blach Jensen.
Holy fuck then he must have the perfect dick.

by nico188f April 03, 2020

Jach Blach

Jack Black’s alter ego, the sexy side.

“I just saw Jach Blach, in Hollywood and he was sexy

by Steven Hong April 18, 2019