This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....
Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.
Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.
Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.
by buttholehead March 1, 2023
By adding the suffix "est" to BFF you acknowlege that one person is your bestest bestest friend forever.
The suffix is derived from the adjective-chain big, bigger, biggest. Increasing in size until it can increased no further. This gives a new chain of BFF, BFF-er, BFF-est.
The suffix is derived from the adjective-chain big, bigger, biggest. Increasing in size until it can increased no further. This gives a new chain of BFF, BFF-er, BFF-est.
by ButterMN February 25, 2008
For those who are retarded, here it is spelt out: mega best friends forever.
Simplest definition: Kyle Hosbach and Liam McNulty.
Simplest definition: Kyle Hosbach and Liam McNulty.
Liam: Wow, we are such good friends.
Kyle: Naw bro, we're mega bff's.
Liam: Sketchhhh!
Kyle: Sketch life, forsure.
Kyle: Naw bro, we're mega bff's.
Liam: Sketchhhh!
Kyle: Sketch life, forsure.
by sketchback. March 31, 2011
BFF TBA- Best Friend Forever to Be Announced
AKA when you know youll be BFF with them even if you jsut met them
AKA when you know youll be BFF with them even if you jsut met them
"today at the beach i met this girl amanda, we are SO bff tba.i thought she was my bff tba, but she turned out to be a nasty backstabbing whore (from a dirty pirate island) like the rest."
"I jsut met these kids on my football team, but iguardo looks like he'll be my BFF TBA"
"I jsut met these kids on my football team, but iguardo looks like he'll be my BFF TBA"
by Dylan Hess and Maggie B. (she dont like her last name) June 20, 2006
Bbf goals are not supposed to be perfect all the time
they will be arguments but that is a true goal if you can pass them one does not just leave them behimd as if they were never there
they will be arguments but that is a true goal if you can pass them one does not just leave them behimd as if they were never there
Bff goals have arguments
by chicken cx December 8, 2015
A guy who always gets in the way of two girlfriends hanging out.
Most likely it is one of the girl's boyfriends who makes plans to hang out with her during all her spare time, leaving no time for the best friend to see her.
Most likely it is one of the girl's boyfriends who makes plans to hang out with her during all her spare time, leaving no time for the best friend to see her.
Girl 1: Hey do you want to hang out on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry, my boyfriend already asked me.
Girl 1: Again? Uhgg he's such as BFF Blocker!
Example 2:
Girl 1: So, girl's night out! What are we going to do?
Girl 2: Actually, my boyfriend wanted to come too. Hopefully that's okay!
Girl 1: Didn't you just hang out with him all day? We need BFF time! He's being a BFF Blocker.
Girl 2: Sorry, my boyfriend already asked me.
Girl 1: Again? Uhgg he's such as BFF Blocker!
Example 2:
Girl 1: So, girl's night out! What are we going to do?
Girl 2: Actually, my boyfriend wanted to come too. Hopefully that's okay!
Girl 1: Didn't you just hang out with him all day? We need BFF time! He's being a BFF Blocker.
by loldawgs February 1, 2011
A guy who you think is your best friend and will make you think guys and girls can be friend, but has a secret crush on you anyway.
"Hey guys! this is my male bff _____!"
"Really? He told me he thinks about you as a potential girlfriend."
BETRAYAL
"Really? He told me he thinks about you as a potential girlfriend."
BETRAYAL
by Thatonepersonoverthere September 8, 2018