Beat The Clock

Where two couples compete to see how fast the girl can get the guy to cum.

Two couples were competing for a prize. The younger couple lost when it took the girl 3 minutes to get her guy to cum while the older girl only took 2:45 to get her guy to cum and she beat the clock

by barefootboy April 03, 2009

beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 01, 2008

beat the clock

"beat the clock" is when u're outside home....and u really need to take a dump.thus u start running fuckin fast cause u definitely need a bathroom(i prefer running home,in that case it's true the saying "HOME SWEET HOME :) ) trying to be there before it'll be too late....oh yeah belive me u'll run!!!!!

GIO

like in the movie FORREST GUMP....he started running cause he had to beat the clock.....RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahah

by GIO-ita January 25, 2007

Beat the Clock

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.

by fuck-cowbell-more-tits April 07, 2011

beat the clock

Beat the clock is a great, although difficult game to play. When fucking a girl from behind, you pull out a knife and stab the girl. You then have to fuck her hard enough to "beat the clock" and cum before she dies.

I was playing beat the clock with some whore last night but she died before I could nut. Now I've got mad blue balls.

by Lil Tigger July 01, 2005

beat the clock

engaging in sexual intercourse for a period of time, then promptly slashing her throat while attempting to ejaculate before her heart stops. remember..youre not a necrophiliac if you finish before her heart ceases to beat.

last night jen and i played beat the clock. she was not a big fan...

by University of Memphis FUCK YEA October 20, 2008

beat the clock

A horrific "game," where participants (typically adolescents with permanent erections and nothing better to do) sit together (often in formation around a focus, say a tv or computer screen) watching porn, and masturbating furiously. The criteria for "winning"/losing vary from game to game, but there can be unpleasant consequences for he who shoots before/after everyone else. Most often, however, whoever fails to shoot before the allotted time has elapsed is said to have lost.

See: bukkake

M: Heard things got pretty wild the other night, what happened?
H: They were playing beat the clock..
M: Seriously? That's really nasty.
H: Haha yeah, isn't it?
M: *sigh* .. The inhumanity..

by dontgetavisual March 27, 2005