bathroom break 

A bathroom break is when you and your significant other, usually bae, dating or not, go into the hallway by the bathroom where there are NO cameras and make it nasty.

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yo i heard that they just went for a bathroom break. ;)

bathroom break by n00deslap April 19, 2016

bathroom break 

A stan twitter term used to describe a performer at an award show or event that you’re not interested in

Bebe Rexha is performing at the VMAs??? Oh that’s a bathroom break.

bathroom break by rzooooo September 7, 2023

John bathroom break. 

A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.

"Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break."

John bathroom break. by Hohn May 1, 2010

Shopping bag bathroom break 

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

Shopping bag bathroom break by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009

triple action bathroom break 

The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.

It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.

triple action bathroom break by bastubes December 11, 2007

Mississippi bathroom break 

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.

Mississippi bathroom break by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019

a jewish bathroom break 

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

a jewish bathroom break by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025