BALMORHEA

A small ass podunk town with a bunch of single mothers pretending to like being single again but really are crying on the inside that their men don't give a FUCK about them...losers haha

YOU reading this right now!!! Hey u know those semi ok looking fat girls cruzing around like idiots effen up everyones marraiges haha they from balmorhea

by ValBea June 25, 2008

Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.

"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*

by Relicon October 28, 2013

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003

balmore hun

a woman from the baltimore/annapolis/egdewater,MD area,who wears tight, out of style, leggings- also referred to as "balmore huns,"and has the edgewater(white trashy) way of life

c'mon honey! get your balmore huns on, we're goin to da ocean!

by anadama December 31, 2004

Balmore

how the real baltimorons pronounce Baltimore...dont they kno theres a "t" in it??

lets go to Balmore!!

by wouldnt u like to know February 20, 2003

balmore

balmore (noun): a boy who has a very high view of himself. when asked what eye color is the prettiest, he says,"brown because it's the color of my eyes".

balmore (adjective): equivalent of a human disposal

noun: "wow balmore is in the bathroom checking himself out again"
adjective: "yo you wanna take the balmore hit" (referring to the very very very last hit of anything)

by nennyyyyyyyyy January 22, 2018