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B.F.W.O.C. 

BFWOC is an acronym which stands for Best Friends Without Consent. BFWOC originates from the judicial term T.W.O.C. (Taking without consent) which pertains to theft of automobiles. BFWOC occurs when one person asserts that he/she is the other persons best friend, although the target person does not agree and/or has misrepresented themselves to be in the other persons favor. Basically, to eradicate the ability of another persons right to choose their own best friend.
Unknown Person: Dude! Ive known you for nearly 4 minutes but I feel like Im your best friend. That look on your face totally says you agree!

You: *Thinking to yourself* He just committed B.F.W.O.C. He shall be punished with 9 minutes of awkward staring!
B.F.W.O.C. by LOL_WUT September 27, 2011

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

I.B.F.W.M. 

The intercontenental ballistic flaming worm missle. Incredibly dangerous. Happens when a worm combusts.

Can be used to describe an insane situation also
Man, that was just like the I.B.F.W.M.
I.B.F.W.M. by three._ May 26, 2023

l.b.f.s.w.c.m

Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)
It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"
l.b.f.s.w.c.m by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"