Used by fatties (or just those with ravenous appetites) after enumerating a laundry list of desired items, to indicate that all the aforesaid items are meant exclusively for them.
Dustin: I'm gonna run by Coffee Bean on my way home. Need anything?
Drew: A large White Chocolate Dream ice blended, butter croissant, blueberry muffin, and chocolate danish. AWYW.
A girl who is always guaranteed to make you smile. She's beautiful, charming, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. She's the greatest friend to ever earn. No one can replace her. She's a friend you'll be happy to have.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.