best awake voice

The voice you use when you boss rings and your still in bed, thus the boss thinks your either awake and working or out on the road.

The Boss rang this morning. I was still in bed and had to use my BEST AWAKE VOICE.

He thinks I'm working hard... lol..

by the boss dodger March 12, 2009

shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006

Who is awake now?

this is to be said when it is midnight into a group chat. this helps to attract attention and make people start texting. this annoys some people asking us people to shut up. Use the word uno nay thee or sdrawkcab kaeps or any other word that can flip the damned friggin universe upside down to shut them up.

You: Who is awake now?
Annoying guy: Shut your ass up!
Everyone: starts flooding a spamming the chat with messages

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

Wide ass awake

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.

I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.

by bmjacks25 December 1, 2010

Stay awake and bake

The act of staying up and smoking weed or serenity for long periods of time into the night

Me and my friend pulled a stay awake and bake last night we stayed up till 4 am smoking bowl after bowl

by Dj ticka teeee January 20, 2010

'Staying awake' sex

Sex, where one or both partners actually remain awake for the entire duration of the sexual act.

We nearly had some great 'staying awake' sex last night. If only I hadn't nodded off after 3 minutes.

by kaiser1 October 10, 2006

Barley Awake Biden

A massive dumbass who can't even fucking talk the right way

Biden: I'm very smart compared to trump
Trump: Don't use the word "Smart" with me Joe, you graduated lowest of your university.
Biden: Well...
Trump: I've done more than you in 47 months than you have in 47 years
Biden: ...
Trump: your Barley Awake Biden

by Pine Tree Walker December 3, 2020