Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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australian shotgun

Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.
I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.
by Aristocratic Linen April 06, 2017
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Australian Whoopass

to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.
Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.
by Snoresville November 29, 2015
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Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
by bobeatsfanblades March 27, 2024
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australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
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Australian Airforce Cadets

The Australian Airforce Cadets are the superior of all Cadets, Better than the Homosexual "Anchor Wanker" and the very horny "Tanker Wankers", The Airforce Cadets The Australian Airforce Cadets are also the smartest and most intellectual out of the 3. Think of them like the Middle child, Extremely Underrated
by UP_DA_WAHS May 21, 2024
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Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.
He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.
by Tarrett June 29, 2022
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