To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
by Aristocratic Linen April 06, 2017
to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.
Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.
by Snoresville November 29, 2015
When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
by bobeatsfanblades March 27, 2024
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
The Australian Airforce Cadets are the superior of all Cadets, Better than the Homosexual "Anchor Wanker" and the very horny "Tanker Wankers", The Airforce Cadets The Australian Airforce Cadets are also the smartest and most intellectual out of the 3. Think of them like the Middle child, Extremely Underrated
by UP_DA_WAHS May 21, 2024
by Tarrett June 29, 2022