by DSRPHASWEIRD May 14, 2019
maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck
usually have orange blondish hair
also has a high chance of living in nsw australia
on the east coast
in the shoalhaven reigon
and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
usually have orange blondish hair
also has a high chance of living in nsw australia
on the east coast
in the shoalhaven reigon
and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022
by Monty099 September 1, 2023
When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019
When a male ejaculates into the center of his partners back and has it slide down their partners back, down the butt-crack where it is then slurped up by yourself or a third person.
Dude you should have seen it Chad had Jason give his girl an Australian Waterslide at the Party last night.
by 95Nobody23 May 9, 2023
A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.
Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
by DarkOmega367 May 7, 2020
A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.
by boredworker55 March 3, 2011