Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."
by Pokipann July 12, 2018
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AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.
I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.
by Shugunou February 28, 2023
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A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
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