Assthma 

Breathing condition. Can be partially cured by inhaling ones fart directly from their asshole.

Man 1: Oh man woke up with the worst case of assthma this morning

Johnathan: Dont worry man i got you *Jumps on his face ass-first and farts*

Assthma by chrissstossss March 16, 2022

Assthma 

The chronic condition that occurs after deep breathing fumes from another persons nasty dump.

I went for a jog at lunch and went to change in the bathroom. Hank was in there taking a nasty crap. I was still breathing heavy and I cant stop coughing now. I think I caught a case of assthma. And I crave corn which may or may not be a related symptom.

Assthma by chronic wood January 15, 2011

assthma 

When you have your head up your ass and can't breath.

He had an assthma attack cuz his head wuz up his ass and he couldn't breath...

assthma by Big ugly November 22, 2013

Assthma 

When something smells so bad it severely effects your breathing.

That girl's breath is so bad it's giving me assthma

Assthma by Assthma October 10, 2016

Assthma 

When performing oral sex on another person and being unable to breath due to how close your face is to their genitalia or anus.

Person 1: Yo dude, I was eating this chick out, and I couldn't breathe!
Person 2: So you had assthma eh? I got that rimming this guy...

Person 1: Wait, your gay?
Person 2: *you're

Assthma by TheZNeedle February 1, 2018

Dick-Induced Asthma 

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.

Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.

call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"

Reggie Lewis Asthma by track123 January 14, 2009