Definitions by TheZNeedle

Assthma 

When performing oral sex on another person and being unable to breath due to how close your face is to their genitalia or anus.

Person 1: Yo dude, I was eating this chick out, and I couldn't breathe!
Person 2: So you had assthma eh? I got that rimming this guy...

Person 1: Wait, your gay?
Person 2: *you're

Assthma by TheZNeedle February 1, 2018