assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

Aisling

Aisling is an amazing girl who deserves the respect of thousands. She has the looks, the booty, the body any aine wishes for, and that lucky Irish charm. She usually sets hearts racing and doesn’t have a problem kissing a few frogs to find her prince ;) If u happen to come across an Aisling in your treks, acknowledge her, she is worth more than you know. Any time Aisling enters a room there is an instant Change in atmosphere, the room becomes brighter and warmer as she radiates happiness... go get yourself a bootylicious Aisling for a friend and you will be living a life wanted by all!

Is that Aisling? The girl who got like 1k likes on Instagram? Woah, should I smile?

by iamkyliejenner October 8, 2018

ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

Assting

When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.

Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.

by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

Harry Anslinger

Every stoner's worst nightmare. As the first drug czar, he came up with much of the propaganda bullshit against marijuana that still exists to this day (and believed by some ignorants to be true), and single handedly bequeathed most of the Gestapo-like policies of the DEA.

Harry Anslinger is resposible for all the retarded durg policies in the United States (and probably the whole fucking world). I'm sure do glad he's fucking dead. Fuck him.

by Dude of Life April 30, 2008

half assing

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.

Many college students are half assing their way through classes.

by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010