assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 8, 2006

Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

by Tariel March 2, 2016

-I'll go and hit that girl in the ass
-Man, stop assless assing, ya know you can't do it

by Tariel March 2, 2016

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

I am assless after getting shot.
I had to remove my ass because I hd cancer there, I am now assless.

by stefan18v November 4, 2022