Assange (v.) - To cross the wrong people and pay the price.
The informant assanged the Russians; he was later found dead in a bathtub.
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(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.
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(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.
The steak was well-assanged.
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To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.
Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.
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(v). To function correctly.
"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."
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(v). To open a drink.
"Here, let me assange that beer for you."
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1. to assault a person or entity using information
2. to reveal the secrets of a person or entity
Oh, you're breaking up with me? I'm totally going to assange you on Facebook.
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