You are such an Ass Goblin!
by Lovez51 October 21, 2004
Dude 1: Hey, did you hear bout the new girl?
Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
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Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
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by numberonegirl March 12, 2009
by CANDON! October 19, 2004
noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.
"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.
by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003
by sheryl May 12, 2003
First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
by Vbaby2421 April 21, 2006
An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.
by duck February 04, 2005