ass blast

A mega firey fart

Dude. My ass blast was painful

by Nitro March 02, 2003

ass blast

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Ass Blasting

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!

by skotobasilio February 04, 2009

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

ass blast

forceful anal sex

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

ass blast

when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go

One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.

by haloreach4life October 04, 2010

Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

by Ricky and Carlos July 08, 2011