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ASS BLASTED 

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.
ASS BLASTED by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

Ass Blasted 

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.
Ass Blasted by Jonnyphantom December 13, 2015

Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.
You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.

blasted ass 

who blasted ass in here?
blasted ass by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

blasted ass 

to release a foul smell from ones anus.
blasted ass by bigskilet December 16, 2008

double-barreled-ass-blaster 

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.