ass splatter 

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

ass splatter by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

splatter ass 

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

splatter ass by Miguel January 4, 2004

Splatter-house Ass grenade 

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.

I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

Splatter-house Ass grenade by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009

Ass Spatter 

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010

ass-splitter 

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

ass-splitter by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

Ass splitter 

A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.

sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.

Ass splitter by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

ASSPLATTERAL 

WHEN YOU PULL OUT OF A WOMANS ASS TO FAST AND SHIT SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE

MARK PULLED OUT OF TAMMY IN A HURRY AND EVEN THE DOG GOT HIT WITH ASSPLATTERAL DAMAGE

ASSPLATTERAL by KOBAIN420 April 19, 2022