ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

by Jebblebbles May 17, 2007

Ass pizza time

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.

"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"

by cake eater at 4:20 January 24, 2020

pizza-ass

Used instead of or to replace the phrase "piece of ass"

What is you favorite pizza, pepperoni?

No.
Is it ham and pineapple?

No, it is pizza-ass!

I would like to take a bite out of that pizza-ass.

I could go for a slice of that pizza-ass.

by angrybitch1970 December 19, 2009

pizza ass

it's when your ass is so covered with zits, you cant even take a crap without poping a dozen of them. quite nasty.

dude:jesus christ! u a pizza ass! thats disgusting!

chick:yeeea..., u should propably wear a condom.
dude:yeah ok.

by blank babushka October 04, 2009