Ass Pirate

1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.

"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."

"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."

by John J. October 27, 2004

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

by Garth's Mom November 07, 2007

Someone who plunders, pilages and otherwise befoulds any and all ass.

"luke i cant believe you banged that fatty your such an ass pirate"

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 01, 2006

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.

by CRAZINS December 29, 2007

Person who likes to use their cock to look though another man's ass for their "Burried Treasure".

by Timmay is the man February 16, 2007

Some one who is a complete ass!! Likes bum sex, and lots of it.