Ass Pirate

1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.

"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."

"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."

by John J. October 27, 2004

Ass Pirate

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007

Ass Pirate

Someone who plunders, pilages and otherwise befoulds any and all ass.

"luke i cant believe you banged that fatty your such an ass pirate"

by Swash Buckle the Ass Pirate April 9, 2006

Ass Pirate

One who sails the seven seas in search for the best booty.

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 1, 2006

Ass Pirate

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.

Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.

by CRAZINS December 29, 2007

Ass Pirate

Person who likes to use their cock to look though another man's ass for their "Burried Treasure".

Tom Cruise, what an Ass Pirate.

by Timmay is the man February 16, 2007

Ass Pirate

Some one who is a complete ass!! Likes bum sex, and lots of it.

"Nial is a total ass pirate"

by David Lehmann (aka. Lemming) November 20, 2003