ass burglar

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix

Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

ass burglar

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.

The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.

by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

ass burglar

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

ass burglar

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

by b-randon September 11, 2003

ass burglar

A male who ass rapes another male with some type of trumpet or other instrument.

PMAN3418 around all of the marching band guys in the locker room.

by George Snuffalugus February 23, 2004

Kentucky Ass Burglar

1. A famous burglar from Kentucky who literally stole people's ass by cutting them off with his saw.

2. An other name for someone who is an asshole or a nerd and has a southern accent.

"Oh, I know Rob. That jackass is one Kentucky ass burglar.

by Sex Master 69 February 9, 2010

ass burgler

a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay

donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003