Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

by Ricky and Carlos July 07, 2011

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 03, 2011

ass blast

A mega firey fart

Dude. My ass blast was painful

by Nitro March 03, 2003

ass blast

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Ass Blasting

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!

by skotobasilio February 03, 2009

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 14, 2016

ass blast

forceful anal sex

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted

by Anonymous April 21, 2003