that's not what I asked 

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.

James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)

that's not what I asked by dopplemire November 8, 2010

The Guy Who Asked Story 

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

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That is The Guy Who Asked Story.

The Guy Who Asked Story by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

since you asked so nicely

"Since you asked so nicely" is a sarcastic term basically meaning "that was rude, but i'll do it." Often used after forcing to say/do something, like "Move now" or "Give me that"

"Give me your phone"
"Since you asked so nicely

since you asked so nicely by agathaallalong April 25, 2021

Askews

The biggest simps in the entire world

Oh look its the Askews again hide your girls, boys!

Askews by MidnightSkies October 21, 2020

she asked me 

she asked me

she asked me

she asked me by she asked me October 4, 2021

I shouldn’t have asked 

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

I shouldn’t have asked by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021

national send someone who askes a nude day 

if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants

friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10

national send someone who askes a nude day by jackalob May 28, 2020