the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
oh look, ashton kutcher is making an ass of himself on punk'd again.
by RayH January 16, 2004
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A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
by Canned Duck December 23, 2003
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An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 January 23, 2012
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man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities
John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
by RockStar08 January 18, 2007
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the sexiest beast alive. Every girl looks at him and said oh my gosh he’s so hot. Very Smart, Hot, Beautiful, Attractive, Strong, ripped, athletic. He is so good with his hands. Very hard worker and best boyfriend material.
A-Have you heard of Ashton Tafoya?

H- Yes I have a crush on him He’s such a cutie
by SexymanAshton July 3, 2022
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Really kind, nice, everyone’s best friend and everyone loves her
Imogen Ashton is everyone’s best friend
by Ieiej July 4, 2019
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