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Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incedent
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

Main Characters:
Artemis Fowl II, 12 yr old Supergenius(Rich)
Captain Holly Short, 1st LEPRecon female officer
Commander Julius Root, AKA, Beetroot
Domovoi Butler, Artemis's bodyguard
Briar Cudgeon, Prick
Foaly, LEP techy... AKA, AWESOME!
Minerva Paradizo, a dudet as smart as Artemis Fowl himself
Jon Spiro, a man who stole the C-Cube(Read Eternity Code)
Opal Koboi, Genius(not as smart as either Artemis nor Foaly) who tries to take over the world... And LOVEs Truffles

Other Characters:
Juliet Butler, Domovoi's younger sis
Captian Trouble(legelly changed) Kelp
Corporal Grub Kelp, Trouble's annoying little bro
Doctor Jerbal Argon, Docter who "made" the first book(read prolog(sp?))
Chix Verbil, Self-loving Sprite, who thinks he's "God's green gift to females"
Arno Blunt, the guy who actually SHOT Butler
Mulch Diggums, Dwarf theif
Artemis Fowl I, Artemis the Second's father
Angeline Fowl, Artemis's ma
And more I can't think of at the top of my head

Other:
Fishion Chips
Phonetix
Koboi Labs
LEP
LEPRecon
Section 8
Fairies
Sprites
Dwarves
Humans
Human-gaint(Butler)
Uh... And I'm getting bored :/
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Benign Artemis Syndrome: An mild occurrence in the first few months of being in the Artemis Faculty, where slight disappointment and resentment are present as common symptoms and the subject retains much of his "eyesight". Complete recovery possible by lucking into a "plentiful" CCA.

Malignant Artemis Syndrome: Subject experiences regret and envy, this stage is indicated by a markedly quick rate of deterioration in "eyesight". Sociologists recommend social rehabilitation, preferably in other countries of ample opportunity, sustenance through "porno mags" is inadvisable and may result in worsening emotions at the trade-off of keeping "eyesight" healthy.

Final Stage Artemis Syndrome: Subject accepts the "Artemis Faculty" and embraces what may become his death. Others may take the easy way out and commit suicide. There is no known cure for Final Stage AS.
Hey man, I heard Jim went to Sweden to pursue his studies, lucky bastard eh ? I heard the chicks there are really hot !

No way dude! he was diagnosed with Malignant Artemis Syndrome and is going there for emergency treatment !!
by theArtemician September 4, 2010
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The title character of a book series by Eion Colfer, this criminal mastermind teenager, remarkably like myself, with the exception of, he always does good in the end- I don't. Your money will be mine someday.
You wish I was Artemis Fowl, because then I might be merciful upon you.
by eviloverlord62 March 23, 2009
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Character from the popular show Young Justice. An archer and very fit lady. Do not fuck with her.
Damn, we need an Artemis Crock Muscle Apreciation day.
by Gay or european? November 27, 2017
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(Full Name- Artemis Proctram Sendant) Artemis Sendant was born as an only child. His mother and father (Artemis Sendant-Father and Daphne Bekrenite-Mother) loved and cared for him very much. Around elementary years his parents noticed that Artemis was a lot smarter and quicker than other students around him. In his teenager years he found a calling for the arcane arts. He was always a teacher’s pet and became good friends with Alchemy teacher Danticule Asilophil in the higher grades. Sadly though around the ending of high school for him, his parents were killed in a Goblin raid. After the death of his parents Artemis received a scholarship to go to the University Of Arcane Arts And Magic. While there he finished quickly getting the top 5% in University. Still he had no place to go or call home, so he stayed there at the university studying for another 5 years. One day it struck him, “What use is learning this If do not use it?” After thinking over it, Artemis has decided to go out into the world and see things and explore. To go out and make his father, mother, and teachings in life worth something. He believes that the Law should only be upheld to keep everything stabilized. He believes in the god Boccob, not as much as many believers do, but he is faithful to his god. He believes that thieving is wrong and dishonorable, though when it comes between stealing food to survive he thinks that it’s okay. When it comes to people he’s not very social or outgoing, though if he finds a person that is nice and kind as he is he can keep a strong friendship. Now when it comes to drinking he is totally against it. He thinks that it is bad for the mind and body. He mostly drinks tea or coffee. When it comes to a Loving relationship he probably wants one, as he gets a bit older. Though knows he’s not the most handsome guy around. Artemis tries to keep his own code of honor, he also believes in the codes of chivalry. When asked about magic he knows that magic is neither evil nor good. He thinks it depends on who is using magic and why. Some personality traits that he has, is that he is always loyal, especially to his friends. He can be a bit cowardly at times, though sometimes he can act a bit mad (crazy and angry mad) and he’s not always the most humorous person. He can be a nice guy to get along with…once you get to know him. He doesn’t know much of the outside world because most of his life was spent indoors. Only one physical thing that people can recognize him for a small scar on his right eyebrow. The only thing that fears him the most in life is dying at an early age. His favorite season in nature is spring because of all the life and flourishing during that time. His favorite topic from school was Science and Philosophy. He also sees magic not as a power but as a gift to nurture and to take it as a great responsibility. His favorite element would be wind.
Woah! Artemis you rolled a natural d20 yet still missed the weak goblin!
by D&D Master February 9, 2004
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Dirty Artemis is when you suck a dick till the cum but instead of cumming and sucking you bite the tip so hard it bleeds and then you suck it and it cums.
"OMG THAT GIRL GAVE HIM A DIRTY ARTEMIS-"
by DirtyArtemis October 15, 2021
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