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Artemis Sendant 

(Full Name- Artemis Proctram Sendant) Artemis Sendant was born as an only child. His mother and father (Artemis Sendant-Father and Daphne Bekrenite-Mother) loved and cared for him very much. Around elementary years his parents noticed that Artemis was a lot smarter and quicker than other students around him. In his teenager years he found a calling for the arcane arts. He was always a teacher’s pet and became good friends with Alchemy teacher Danticule Asilophil in the higher grades. Sadly though around the ending of high school for him, his parents were killed in a Goblin raid. After the death of his parents Artemis received a scholarship to go to the University Of Arcane Arts And Magic. While there he finished quickly getting the top 5% in University. Still he had no place to go or call home, so he stayed there at the university studying for another 5 years. One day it struck him, “What use is learning this If do not use it?” After thinking over it, Artemis has decided to go out into the world and see things and explore. To go out and make his father, mother, and teachings in life worth something. He believes that the Law should only be upheld to keep everything stabilized. He believes in the god Boccob, not as much as many believers do, but he is faithful to his god. He believes that thieving is wrong and dishonorable, though when it comes between stealing food to survive he thinks that it’s okay. When it comes to people he’s not very social or outgoing, though if he finds a person that is nice and kind as he is he can keep a strong friendship. Now when it comes to drinking he is totally against it. He thinks that it is bad for the mind and body. He mostly drinks tea or coffee. When it comes to a Loving relationship he probably wants one, as he gets a bit older. Though knows he’s not the most handsome guy around. Artemis tries to keep his own code of honor, he also believes in the codes of chivalry. When asked about magic he knows that magic is neither evil nor good. He thinks it depends on who is using magic and why. Some personality traits that he has, is that he is always loyal, especially to his friends. He can be a bit cowardly at times, though sometimes he can act a bit mad (crazy and angry mad) and he’s not always the most humorous person. He can be a nice guy to get along with…once you get to know him. He doesn’t know much of the outside world because most of his life was spent indoors. Only one physical thing that people can recognize him for a small scar on his right eyebrow. The only thing that fears him the most in life is dying at an early age. His favorite season in nature is spring because of all the life and flourishing during that time. His favorite topic from school was Science and Philosophy. He also sees magic not as a power but as a gift to nurture and to take it as a great responsibility. His favorite element would be wind.
Woah! Artemis you rolled a natural d20 yet still missed the weak goblin!
Artemis Sendant by D&D Master February 8, 2004
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026