arsegrapes 

Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.

Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.

arsegrapes by tommus March 9, 2006

arse grapes 

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

arse grapes by gogggg February 10, 2006

Assgrapes

hemorohoids

my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole

Assgrapes by annemarie January 17, 2003

Assgrapes

toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.

Assgrapes by MP February 28, 2003

Arsegrass 

1) Pubic hair around the anus.
2) Someone who is a complete ugly idiot.

1) Man! He had a lot of arsegrass!
2) That freak over there is such an arsegrass.

Arsegrass by LucyLube -x- April 24, 2008

arse grapes 

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

arse grapes by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

arsegrass 

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

arsegrass by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009