arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006

arse biscuit

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!

Your a fuckin arse bisuit

by Bobina July 18, 2005

Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

arse biscuit

a large chocolatey coloured poo that looks remarkable like a yummy biscuit

You should have seen the arse biscuit I just fed the toilet!

by J Nesbitt December 3, 2003

Arse Biscuit

a really annoying person

do you have to be such an arse biscuit?

by Loren Burton November 7, 2003

Arse Biscuit

A variation of the term 'hemeroids'

A slang term for naming something as ugly

A term in place of 'Damn!'

"Look at my arse biscuits"

"You are an arse biscuit!"

"Aw.... ARSE BISCUTIS!"

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Arse Biscuit

Another name for a turd

by Freak January 19, 2003