"Aronic"
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it aronic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it aronic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it aronic...don't you think
A little too aronic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
~Alanis Morissette (kinda)
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it aronic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it aronic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it aronic...don't you think
A little too aronic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
~Alanis Morissette (kinda)
by anonygreg February 28, 2008
Aron is hands down one of the best guys you will ever meet. He is smart, caring, lovable, hot, laid back, sweet, sex god, and very manly. If something needs to be done arons will do it will style. The seem to have a very unique and awesome personality and ways of going about things. All the guys want to be like aron, and all the girls want to date them. Arons are the best friends and best boyfriends ever. If you get a hold of one be sure to hold on to him.
Guy 1: man, if only I could be like aron.
guy 2: dude, I know, he's got it all.
Girl 1: god, that girl is so lucky, she got an aron.
Girl 2: I know he is perfect
guy 2: dude, I know, he's got it all.
Girl 1: god, that girl is so lucky, she got an aron.
Girl 2: I know he is perfect
by :):) :): ) June 4, 2013
the world of Arone is mostly water but with one big mainland full of mountains and trees and home to many mystical creatures like the griffons and demons
by xecrtyuhji March 20, 2019
Aron is the kind of guy most girls look for. He is sweet,caring,generous, cute, great personality,strong, fun to hangout w/, and hilarious. He will try his best to make someone he loves feel better. He is very confident. He will compliment you. He is . You just don't know what he will do next.
by Da' Bunny <3 November 2, 2013
by katrinalane May 2, 2005
An Aron is a boy who is good at sports, likes boba and sushi, and is artistic. They are the most all around person in the world. Most of the time, people get annoyed in how much better he is at stuff. You cannot one-Up an Aron. If you do, you’ll regret it. Rumors say Aron has friends that never returned home after school. Be careful!!!
PERSON: This guy is impossible to one-up!!!
PERSON 2: Must’ve been an Aron then.
PERSON: No wonder.?!
PERSON 2: Must’ve been an Aron then.
PERSON: No wonder.?!
by aronserranoisunstoppable November 5, 2017
The best their is. he is nice, smart, caring, lovable, tough, hot and an average looking guy.
He is the guy that every girl is looking for.
He is the guy that every girl is looking for.
by Kaaaaaaaaaane!!!!!!!!!! August 25, 2011